Look, mate, we know it's hard being the only kid in the playground during Monday lunch not talking about the latest Our Three Cents episode.
They'll all be talking up how Chris was banging on about the Mega Drive yet again whilst Jonathan and Minty had a bit of a Zelda love-in, and you'll be staring at your shoes thinking 'if only I were a centurion, if only I knew what the boys 64th favourite video games of all time were'.
Now you can. Now you can!
Embrace the cents.
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